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  • Wrestling Isn't Wrestling

    Wrestling Isn't Wrestling


    "Wrestling is melodrama. Wrestling is mythology. Wrestling is action. Wrestling is comic books. The only thing wrestling isn't is wrestling." - Max Landis

    Akin to my last review, another preface before getting into this. Two things, actually. First, I do not nor have I ever followed wrestling. I know very little about it other than the biggest personalities in the field (John Cena, Vince McMahon, The Rock, Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, etc.) and the various memes that are…

  • Curfew



    "Here's a list of appropriate places you're allowed to take me. If you take me somewhere that is not on the list, there'll be hell to pay. Here's some money for you to spend on me and on me only. If you spend it on anything else, like drugs, there'll be hell to pay. You're not allowed in the apartment until you drop me off at ten-thirty. If I'm not back home by ten-thirty on the dot, there'll be hell…

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  • Incredibles 2

    Incredibles 2


    "Done properly, parenting is a heroic act... Done properly." - Edna Mode

    If you took a look-see at my list of my most anticipated films of 2018, you would've seen that Incredibles 2 was sittin' pretty at numero uno. Pixar is and always a powerhouse in the realm of film, animated or otherwise. Among a slew of wonderfully, well, wonderful films, one of the most beloved across the board is 2004's The Incredibles. Man... 2004. It's really been 14 years,…

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey


    "My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it." - HAL 9000

    (Seen in 70 mm at the Music Box Theatre in Chicago.)

    Space Baby still worked his magic.

    2001 seems to be the most "movie" movie. What does that mean exactly? Well, in my own humble opinion, a film boiled down to its core is a story told through the combination of visuals and audio. It…