I have no idea what I’m talking about most of the times but I just love films.

Favorite films

  • Uncut Gems
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

Recent activity

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


  • West Side Story


  • Men


  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers


Recent reviews

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


    Entertaining? Sure.

    But this is such a slap as a face movie. There’s nothing redeeming about it.

  • Men



    WHELP! This was certainly something.

    Alex Garland might have went a little too hard. Not my favorite from from his. Didn’t feel like I was on the edge of my seat until the scene. 

    Big fan of Buckley, Kinnear and the cinematography.

Popular reviews

  • The Housewives of the North Pole

    The Housewives of the North Pole


    I took an edible and watched this. I have decided that this is the most perfect Christmas movie ever.

    Kyle Richards should be nominated for her acting.

    Unbelievable screenplay.

    Beautiful score.

    Wildest cameos since Marvel.

    It’s incredible.

    I only look half a star off because of the Tamra (fake)-ass CGI reindeer.

    I love that.” - Lisa Barlow, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. 


  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


    First off, I liked this film but didn’t love it as much as I was hoping I would. I was left rather underwhelmed by what I saw.

    I liked what Sam Raimi did with it though! Really liked the horror elements in it. 

    Cool visuals too.

    Elizabeth Olsen is my MVP. Yes, girl, yes!

    I really do think Everything, Everywhere, All at Once ruined how I view multiverse movies. Multiverse of Madness should have been this big three hour epic movie with the wildest stuff ever seen and it just wasn’t.. 

    That version is somewhere out in the multiverse.