Ryan Hertel

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I watch a lot of different movies and review them as @NudityAndExplosions on Instagram. Converse with me!

Favorite films

  • Nosferatu
  • Clerks
  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • Freddy Got Fingered

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  • The Killer

    ★★★★

  • Stamped from the Beginning

    ★★★★

  • Blood Rage

    ★★★★

  • Resident Evil: Death Island

    ★★½

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  • The Killer

    The Killer

    ★★★★

    I really liked Jim Jarmusch’s Limits of Control from 2009, and The Killer just hit me in a very similar way. It’s David Fincher’s version of a mumblecore suspense thriller.

  • Stamped from the Beginning

    Stamped from the Beginning

    ★★★★

    This documentary doesn’t present anything new per se, but what it does do is bring together an excellent collection of experts to explain the stories and moments that have been selected while matched with a pitch perfect reenactments, animation, and clips from popular media. This is a slick, well-made, and easily digestible documentary, and that is where its strength is.

    You might not be able to get people who will benefit from this information to sit down and read a whole book, but a 90 minute very flashy movie might be a lot easier.

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  • Cut Piece

    Cut Piece

    ★★★★

    This is a powerhouse in feminist performance art. The premise is simple. Yoko puts on a nice suit, goes out on stage with a pair of scissors, and sits quietly, waiting for audience members to come up and snip off a piece of her clothes and take it with them.

    At first the audience is hesitant, punctuating the silence with nervous laughter, clapping, and a few awkward noises. Some of the members look almost somber, while a few look proud…

  • Big Shark

    Big Shark

    ★★½

    I am super lucky to be amongst the first few hundred people to see this film at its premiere weekend in Portland, OR at Cinema 21.

    Whether you want to admit it or not, Tommy Wiseau is a singular voice with a very specific vision. Big Shark is something unique, and shockingly, it doesn’t suffer from Tommy being “in on it” now. It just suffers from good old fashioned “filmmaking is hard” problems instead.

    There are technical issues galore here,…