• Run Rabbit Run

    Run Rabbit Run

    ★½

    that bunny had better got it's goddamn SAG card for this

  • Bad Behaviour

    Bad Behaviour

    be nice to your goddamn mom

  • Shortcomings

    Shortcomings

    ★★★★

    ben is the kind of guy who would mansplain each and every movie in the criterion collection to me while cosplaying as a jean luc godard character

  • Pearl

    Pearl

    ★★★★

    i can forgive a lot, but i can't forgive not making pearl a star

  • X

    X

    ★★★★½

    "X marks the spot!" - the old couple as they find the cast of the movie

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★½

    the story behind burger king foot lettuce

  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion

    ★★★★

    agatha christie for kids who grew up taking "am i bisexual?" quizzes

  • Luca

    Luca

    ★★★

    kidz bop call me by your name

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★½

    thanksgiving dinner with timothée chalamet characters consists of human flesh and peaches

  • Pleasure

    Pleasure

    ★★★★

    perfect for halloween, since female friendships are terrifying

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★

    why do other movies even exist

  • My Hero Academia: Heroes Rising

    My Hero Academia: Heroes Rising

    ★★★½

    i watched the first five minutes around 15 separate times, but there still wasn't enough dabi