oatzntequila

oatzntequila

she/her β€’ πŸ‰
"giro, vedo gente, mi muovo, conosco, faccio delle cose"

Favorite films

  • Trainspotting
  • Before Sunrise
  • Shiva Baby
  • Scream

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  • Bratz: Fashion Pixiez

  • PARADIGMES : THE MOVIE

  • Lisa Frankenstein

  • Bottoms

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  • Bratz: Fashion Pixiez

    Bratz: Fashion Pixiez

    lina: "oh, lover boy!"
    dylan: "yes, lina, my master!" i love dylan sm (especially in this scene)

    the unhinged masterpiece that has been teaching very important things to kids since 2007! things such as: be cunty, raves in the woods are fun and always follow the hot goth lesbian into the forest.

    i still think david lynch would vibe with this a lot.

  • PARADIGMES : THE MOVIE

    PARADIGMES : THE MOVIE

    "in the grip of the divine, you receive the adrenaline."

    woke up thinking about the lyrics of "divine crΓ©ature" by la femme and its music video (absolute peak. there is a version on youtube and one on pornhub, you pick!) so i put on their paradigmes album and remembered they made a film on it that i've been meaning to watch for a while now.

    this was basically a long celebrative ad for the paradigmes album done in the form…

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  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th

    trent: "your tits are stupendous."
    bree: "wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special, don't you?"

    i loved this movie when i was a kid but i hadn't watched it in so long and i was really surprised that i still like it a lot. it has got some good kills in it, jayjay is scarier than ever in my opinion, jared padalecki's fucking hair is one of my weaknesses and 2000s horror always has that cunty…

  • Jason X

    Jason X

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "we love premarital sex!"

    it's stupid, campy and it doesn't give a shit about anything.
    there is david cronenberg who says "i want him soft", a student nipple clamps her professor (who is wearing the cuntiest lacey purple blouse btw) to pass her mid-term, nipples fall off a robot's breasts, jayjay is put in a simulation where he gets offered beer and weed and premarital sex, he also gets his ass beat by a robot girlie with a gorgeous outfit…