FÄÄRTCÖÖMËR McDouble

FÄÄRTCÖÖMËR McDouble

Horny Sicko Splatter Maximalist

Favorite films

  • The Abomination
  • Disgusting Spaceworms Eat Everyone!!
  • Id
  • Red Spirit Lake

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

  • Shatter Dead

    ★★★★

  • Doctor Bloodbath

  • Turd Merchants of Death

    ★★★★★

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Got through 45 mins, counts. They feel more and more like a video game every time and this one had a distinctly fallout 3 vibe. I can’t wait for when someone makes a super cut of all of the bad CG and green screen moments, cause they arrange it like: two seconds of competence, 15 frames of Macy’s thanksgiving day parade, two more seconds of competence. 

    And look, I know how fucking bratty and entitled I seem saying “competence” when…

  • Shatter Dead

    Shatter Dead

    I just boofed a loose USB stick with Urge_To _Kill.mp3, blood_meridian.epub, and possession.avi on it


    Put this in your watchlist right now before I crack you open and eat your spinal fluid like a box of dots.

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  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    I wasn't going to say anything about this because of the way it has saturated my echo chamber, but I am now, because Bo seems to think I shouldn't.

    I've grown up with Bo's comedy. I was a 12 year old Ricky Gervais atheist listening to Rant on my Ipod nano, Every subsequent special had new things to say, that made me think and that I agreed with, at least enough. If you go back to an old Burnham special,…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    Yeah this didn’t do much for me at all


    Pasteurized noir. Baby’s first brooding lead. So gratingly straightforward. And the way they whiffed the ending so hard only to leave on the note of two masked together shots that look like ASS compared to the rest of the mostly competent film. God damn. Maybe I’m just too perverted for it.