Favorite films

  • Bruce Lee Fights Back from the Grave
  • Big Meat Eater
  • Berserker
  • The Church

Recent activity

  • Highlander III: The Sorcerer


  • The Number 23


  • The Clan of the Cave Bear


  • A Haunting in Venice


Recent reviews

  • Highlander III: The Sorcerer

    Highlander III: The Sorcerer


    I understand the causality between state of mind and judgment of art. I've had a long, rough day.

    That having been duly considered, this might objectively just a be stinker. There are some obvious moments of trash (no glove no love), and Mario looks like he's having fun. However, proceedings are hokey, amateurish and cheap; the scenarios both preposterous and dull.

    Further, the story is pants, dialogue terrible and fights poorly choreographed/shot. Lame ass Lambert looks lost (sorry Chris, we're still cool).

    Mood ain't got nothing to do with any of that, right?

  • The Number 23

    The Number 23


    Carrey's miscast, the direction shonky and mystery dull. Not convincing as a horror or thriller. Dingy visuals and uninspired flashbacks. Feels TV. Unimpressed.

Popular reviews

  • 300



    I feel a little bit ridiculous watching and enjoying this movie, like I'm a little boy seeing something naughty on late night telly, hoping that my mum won't walk in and embarrass me.

    It's all so exaggerated and pompous you have to hand it to Snack Zider for pulling it off. I think anyone that doesn't enjoy the 300 on some level is either lying to themselves, lying to others or is just a little dead inside. My advice...embrace your…

  • Conan the Barbarian

    Conan the Barbarian


    What daring! What outrageousness! What insolence! What arrogance!... I salute you Mr Milius!

    A truly momentous piece of cinematic metallurgy. Conan the Barbarian is most prized, a true tale of sorrow and high adventure unmatched. Sumptuous set design, costumes, camels, snakes, gore, score and whores galore.

    Beautiful, pompous, authentic and magical, I demand, no I beg, that Hollywood creates a modern fantasy epic able to match Conan's thudding pace, thundering tone and grandiose scale.

    Impeccably physical performances, stunning cinematography and…