Favorite films

  • Bruce Lee Fights Back from the Grave
  • Big Meat Eater
  • Berserker
  • The Church

Recent activity

  • Ghost Rider


  • Charlie's Angels


  • Face/Off


  • Death on the Nile


Recent reviews

  • Ghost Rider

    Ghost Rider


    Big fan of trash. This fits the bill, but not in a good way. Cage brings his usual kookster energy and the effects occasionally are fun, but the flick wiffs of rush and lacks any semblance of gravitas. The music is bad, Wes B and his gang of soggy loosers are pathetic, Eva's role is a borderline embarrassment and Fonda isn't much chop. There are moments to cherish and I enjoy demonic imagery, but its a fail for me I'm afraid.

    Oh right, the same joker did Daredevil. That fits.

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels


    Haven't watched movies for two weeks. Been practicing guitar instead.

    Not for me and shite to boot. I presume this is for teenage girls. The dialogue is too much and action abysmal. After Underwater, I was up on Stewart (Kirsten not Patrick), now she be back to Snow White levels. Every time I thought I was about to enjoy myself, scenes went south. Naff like.

Popular reviews

  • 300



    I feel a little bit ridiculous watching and enjoying this movie, like I'm a little boy seeing something naughty on late night telly, hoping that my mum won't walk in and embarrass me.

    It's all so exaggerated and pompous you have to hand it to Snack Zider for pulling it off. I think anyone that doesn't enjoy the 300 on some level is either lying to themselves, lying to others or is just a little dead inside. My advice...embrace your…

  • Conan the Barbarian

    Conan the Barbarian


    What daring! What outrageousness! What insolence! What arrogance!... I salute you Mr Milius!

    A truly momentous piece of cinematic metallurgy. Conan the Barbarian is most prized, a true tale of sorrow and high adventure unmatched. Sumptuous set design, costumes, camels, snakes, gore, score and whores galore.

    Beautiful, pompous, authentic and magical, I demand, no I beg, that Hollywood creates a modern fantasy epic able to match Conan's thudding pace, thundering tone and grandiose scale.

    Impeccably physical performances, stunning cinematography and…