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Recording everything I watch starting May 2021.
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The Martian 2015
“Physicists, when describing things like acceleration, do not use the word "fast". So they're only doing that in the hopes that I won't raise any objections to this lunacy, because I like the way "fastest man in the history of space travel" sounds. I do like the way it sounds... I mean, I like it a lot.“
The Martian is, for my money, one of the ten most rewatchable movies of all time. No matter where I turn it on…
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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
“Where am I?”
“Earth.”I am a massive, massive fan of the original Top Gun. I was confident the sequel would be a fun trip down Nostalgia Lane, but I wasn’t sure it would be a certifiably excellent action movie in its own right. But it is! It genuinely outdoes the original. Shame on me for doubting Cruise.
Maverick has everything you want it to have: astonishing aerial camera work, fun nods to the original, solid supporting performances, a lot of laughs,…
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Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981
“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”
In times like these it’s extremely important to remember to take the time to watch movies where a lot of nazis get fucking annihilated.
Karen Allen in silk >>>>>.