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  Vortex 2021

  ★★★½ Watched by James 27 May 2022

  I could smell that toilet

  [DCP - Los Feliz 3]

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  The Thing That Ate the Birds 2021

  Watched by James 17 May 2022

  jump scare cut to a shot of the Union Jack...this one gets it

Popular reviews

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  The Strangers: Prey at Night 2018

  ★★★½ Watched by James 06 Mar 2018 12

  Before you look at this rating and say "oh wow I guess the Strangers sequel is actually pretty good," first consider that I am a huge glutton for:

  - neon
  - synthpop
  - fog
  - HEAVY Carpenter influences
  - cool title cards
  - slasher movies, especially shitty and ridiculous slasher sequels with masked killers

  If you yourself are also a glutton for these things, proceed. If not, back the fuck up.

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  The Crush 1993

  ★★★ Watched by James 11 May 2017

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Cary Elwes socking psycho Alicia Silverstone in the face and sending her flying off a carousel is officially the greatest thing to ever happen to cinema do not try to tell me otherwise