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  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
  • Cure
  • It Follows
  • Miami Connection

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  • Vortex

    ★★★½

  • The Thing That Ate the Birds

  • The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★½

  • Koyaanisqatsi

    ★★★★½

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  • The Strangers: Prey at Night

    The Strangers: Prey at Night

    ★★★½

    Before you look at this rating and say "oh wow I guess the Strangers sequel is actually pretty good," first consider that I am a huge glutton for:

    - neon
    - synthpop
    - fog
    - HEAVY Carpenter influences
    - cool title cards
    - slasher movies, especially shitty and ridiculous slasher sequels with masked killers

    If you yourself are also a glutton for these things, proceed. If not, back the fuck up.

  • The Crush

    The Crush

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Cary Elwes socking psycho Alicia Silverstone in the face and sending her flying off a carousel is officially the greatest thing to ever happen to cinema do not try to tell me otherwise