Pre-pandemic I made holding a Cineworld Unlimited Black Card look like a full-time job

Favorite films

  • Gone Girl
  • Arrival
  • Prisoners
  • Parasite

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  • Why Did You Kill Me?


  • Choose or Die


  • Spencer


  • Morbius


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  • The Tinder Swindler

    The Tinder Swindler


    Film 040/365 of 2022

    If someone asked me to send them £250,000, you would have never heard from me again.

  • Cruella



    Film 126/365 of 2021:

    I can’t wait for the nauseating twitter threads from locals who bang on about suffering gifted child burn out comparing themselves to our favourite girlboss, Estella, as they desperately try to relate to being called a “genius”, only for their mother not to praise or validate their brilliance in adulthood.