Favorite films

  • The Breakfast Club
  • An American Werewolf in London
  • Back to the Future
  • The Return of the Living Dead

Recent activity

  • Black Widow


  • Clerks III

  • Spider-Man: Far From Home


  • Avengers: Endgame


Recent reviews

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow


    DC has lagged behind Marvel Studios in nearly every respect, except for the solo outings of their female heroes. Their films happened sooner into the run of the DCEU and are also much more entertaining than their MCU contemporaries.

  • Clerks III

    Clerks III

    Supplants Jay and Silent Bob Reboot as my least favorite Kevin Smith film. Neither were funny, but at least that piece of fan service didn't suffer from delusions of grandeur.

Popular reviews

  • Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge

    Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge


    Michael has his knife.
    Jason has his machete.
    Freddy has his glove.

    Eric roundhouse kicks people in the face.

  • My Effortless Brilliance

    My Effortless Brilliance


    I had visions, I was in them
    I was looking into the mirror
    To see a little bit clearer
    The rottenness and evil in me

    RIP Lynn Shelton