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  • High Tension

    High Tension

    ★½

    Never has an ending completely dismantled the entire movie for me like this one. Most the time, I can forgive an ending that doesn't work if the journey was good, but the destination arrived here strips everything away into some faux "gotcha" moment that doesn't work.

  • Night Killer

    Night Killer

    My brain has turned to goo.  This is an insanely goofy horror flick that aims to be Argento but it’s more akin to Nguyen. This  autoplayed after a movie I watched on Tubi and it was bizarre, stupid, captivating, poorly acting, sleazy, poorly written and almost a must see bad movie.

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  • Raya and the Last Dragon

    Raya and the Last Dragon

    ★★

    Raya: I’m going to trust you.
    Gets betrayed
    Raya: I’m going to trust you.
    Gets betrayed
    Raya: I’m going to trust you.
    Gets betrayed
    Sisu: I’m going to trust you.
    Gets betrayed
    Raya and Sisu: We’re going to trust you.
    Gets betrayed
    Disney: This a movie about how we need to trust each other more.

  • Oz the Great and Powerful

    Oz the Great and Powerful

    ★★½

    Does not hold up. Key roles are painfully miscast, visuals range from gorgeous to "how did this get released" and when villain we came to see is revealed all I could do is cringe when she continued on screen. On the positive, the opening is great and the transition to color is a nice touch and at times Raimi seemed to making a kids version of Army of Darkness which I admire.

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★★½

    All of creepy cults and gothic horror elements seemed Hammer got a hold of Star Wars there. The spirit of Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee lives on in the atmosphere of Exegol. This is the most fairy tale centric of the trilogy and Rey's abilities as a scavenger are put to the test in the ultimate scavenger hunt and dammit I’m here for it! So much of this feels tailor made for my sensibilities in what I'm looking for. Does it have flaws? ...yeah. Did I leave satisfied? You bet!

    Am legit depressed that so many don't share the same excitement. Like super depressed.

  • RoboCop 3

    RoboCop 3

    ½

    Robocop 3 makes Robocop 2 look like Robocop 1.