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  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★★★★

    Beautiful. Its only flaw is that it feels like it’s missing half an act.

  • Black Panther

    Black Panther

    Why do the CG rhinos from The Return of the King (the ones carrying Grond) look more realistic than the ones in this film . . . 15 years of progression in technology, man

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  • The Lord of the Rings

    The Lord of the Rings

    ★★

    The Virgin LOTR 1978


    - Only two good musical themes, has an annoying brass section

    - None of the human men wear pants, even though Tolkien was Christian

    - Sam is a weirdo with an ugly face

    - Awkward Helm's Deep battle since rotoscope animation doesn't lend itself well to action scenes

    -All the Rohirrim men literally look like the exact same blonde man

    - Important plot beats are treated like filler scenes

    - Gandalf is always angry and being…

  • Gotti

    Gotti

    ★★★★★

    This is the end of the crusade.

    Whether GottiHater5000 returns or not is up to debate, because he left in protest of GottiLover5000's removal. Whether either of them returns to posting is yet to be determined. What matters is that they're back, and free to do what they want with their accounts. We won.

    Now celebrate by watching Gotti.