This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Me at the start of mother!: huh, fire and rebirth, that's an interesting theme Darren where's this goi-
J. Law: I want this place to be a paradise!
Me: oh, like Eden that's co-
*Two brothers show up fighting over an inheritance*
*one brother kills the other*
*that brother gets a bloody mark*
Me: WAIT WAIT WAIT
*everything else happens*
Me: DARREN WHAT.