Favorite films

  • Spirited Away
  • Do the Right Thing
  • Parasite
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • House of Flying Daggers

    ★★★★

  • Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

    ★★★★

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★½

  • Men

    ★★½

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  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★½

    It took me like 5 hours to watch this movie because I kept pausing to do the Leo point at various sight gags. So much fun!

  • Uncharted

    Uncharted

    ★½

    I can’t recall a worse bit of casting in recent memory than Mark Wahlberg in this movie.


    Me: “Do you buy Mark Wahlberg as someone who knows information about artifacts and history?”
    My wife: “Maybe if he absorbs knowledge from people by committing hate crimes against them.”

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    1) I saw it at a drive-in. Please do not watch this movie in a theater during a pandemic.

    2) I won't spoil anything but it wouldn't matter if I did. The movie is incomprehensible.

    3) Why doesn't Christopher Nolan want people to understand the dialogue in his films? At least 30% of the dialogue in this movie is inaudible.

    4) Why are 90% of the women in Nolan films dead wives or women in distress? Why hire Elizabeth Debicki,…

  • Judas and the Black Messiah

    Judas and the Black Messiah

    ★★★★★

    I'm about to start phone banking for Daniel Kaluuya's Best Supporting Actor campaign (I don't know how Oscar campaigns work).