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  • The Neon Demon
  • The Exorcist
  • Hereditary
  • Death Becomes Her

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  • The Amazing Spider-Man

    ★★½

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★½

  • Home Sweet Home Alone

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  • Freddy vs. Jason

    Freddy vs. Jason

    ★★★

    “Do you want to hear a scary story?”

    “Do I?”

    “Um... do you?”

    “Yes.”

    “So, there’s this disabled kid...”

    “This isn’t scary.”

    “It gets scary, so there’s this kid...”

    “What’s wrong with him?”

    “He’s disabled.”

    “That’s... not a thing.”

    “He’s sort of lumpy.”

    “You’re a terrible person.”

    “...and he drowns.”

    “A terrible, terrible person.”

    “Then his mum comes back and kills all the kids that were responsible for this death, then they kill her.”

    “Okay, getting better.”

    “Then one of…

  • The Purge

    The Purge

    ★★★

    How to win The Purge:

    1) Live in a country that doesn't have The Purge, say... Canada. It's pretty close to America, but they still have laws and stuff. Also, they're polite.

    2) Learn how to hack, like *really* well.

    3) On the night of the Purge, sneak from Canada into the US. This is illegal immigration, and so is completely legal.

    4) Move into the base that you've pre-booked from Canada. Hack the shit out of everyone's bank accounts.…