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  • The Lovebirds

    The Lovebirds

    ★★

    No this is not good, but it's also not THAT bad. There is some genuinely funny dialogue and they r both cute so there's nothing to complain about visually.

    The movie really just feels unfinished and/or like they didn't spend enough time on it. But again, it's actually not unwatchable.

  • Trouble in Paradise

    Trouble in Paradise

    ★★★½

    Laughed out loud so much during this. So well made love it a lot really great would recommend to anyone u can watch $0.00 on daily motion.

    The visual gags are great the dialogue is whip smart and hilarious.

    The Hollywood regncy interiors are ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS and will not disappoint. There are also some incredible dresses and it's not long at all and u will feel so good after watching. Just watch it.

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  • Bliss

    Bliss

    ★½

    Okay I watched this at midnight while volunteering for Cinepocalypse at the Music Box Theatre and it's one of those boring horror movies with a lot of gore and MetAL music and HOT CHIX, but you know what, people liked it.

    My expert, hatin' ass theory for why the audience in my theater liked it?

    It's got the general vibe + visuals of Mandy, but instead of Nic Cage, there's a lot of HOT CHIX spewing NASTY CUSS WORDS and…

  • Us

    Us

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    11:11 To-otally Te-ethered

    I admit, I was a bit worried from the jump, as it seemed we were spending a lot of time getting to a scene that announced itself the second we see ‘1986’ appear on screen.

    Likewise, i was antsy for the arrival of the dopplegangers, due to the trailer essentially setting us up for it.

    Imagine my disappointment when the Moment We’ve All Been Waiting For actually happens and Shadow Lupita  opens her dry ass mouth to…