• Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    there seems to be a massive disconnect between how an audience actually feels about a film and how they think they feel about a film. there was a couple next to me at the cinemas and the entire time they were smiling and laughing - having a grand ol' time - only for one of them to say to the other at the end of the film, "oh my god why was that so bad". still laughing, mind you.


  • Pieces of a Woman

    Pieces of a Woman

    dear god let this be Shia LaBeouf's last role

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    for one this is disgusting american imperialist propaganda and for two it's complete and utter dogshit as a film.


  • Over the Moon

    Over the Moon

    this thing has some borderline freaky animation at some moments (👋hello uncanny valley👋) but at other times is breathtakingly gorgeous. see: the take off to the moon scene. this film's visual inconsistency parallels the writing and story to a tee. it's pretty good as a netflix children's film but i have a feeling that Glen Keane's Over the Moon wasn't that far from greatness and Glen Keane is a director that we should all keep an eye on.

    i'm not…

  • Nomadland


    i only watched it an hour ago and it has already changed my life. i feel like this was made for me. it is so emotionally pertinent to where i am in my life right now. i don't really want to explain it lol but this was a big therapy session to me and i cried a million times and ummm things are going to be ok. there can be joy in grief, loss, pain and sadness if you let…

  • Bottle Rocket

    Bottle Rocket

    yup it's hilarious and i am officially no longer a wes anderson hater

  • Permanent Vacation

    Permanent Vacation

    they dont understand me because im so intellectual and moody and hot and way better than all of you: The Movie

  • Mank


    perhaps something interesting could've been done with the political discourse and fast-talking conversation that makes this film what it is but i find that it not only fails to bring anything meaningful to the table but somehow manages to keep you vaguely entertained for over two hours with absolutely zero reason for it. it's this infuriating reality that renders Mank, over anything else, an irritatingly confusing experience. it's saying nothing but i want to hear it. it's boring but i'm…

  • Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise

    Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise

    maybe i should've just turned off the tv at the start of the first one

  • Revenge of the Nerds

    Revenge of the Nerds

    so weird how the top reviews for this are like "despite the disgusting and harmful portrayal of rape, and rampant homophobia and racism, this movie still rules!"....dude you should be in prison

  • Prisoners


    why the fuck did i watch this on christmas day

  • Long Toast

    Long Toast

    maybe it works as a simple practice animation...thing?? but why even release this then?? ok nvm i cant make an excuses for this ahahha Don Hertzfeldt won't tag u karsten give it up