It’s a good Scream movie! Nothing more, nothing less.
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023
Bummer of a night at the theater. Went to see Guardians 3 and the picture cut out right at the climax. Literally as the heroes went into their slo-mo “let’s go take care of business” scene. And then the sound came back on, so we got to hear the action scene without seeing it.
We waited about five minutes for them to fix it, but didn’t want to get spoiled by the audio, so we went to ask what was…
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Crimes of the Future 2022
Definitely not my favorite Cronenberg, but some thought provoking stuff in here. Break me offa piece of that synthbar, though. Daddy wants his purps.
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023
All they had to do was use the decades of amazing music from the video games, and I would have given this 3 stars. And they did! And the rest of it was fun, too! Mario good!
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023
They told me I'm the real hero, because I made movie capitalism happen!