my watch list is too long. films logged <2 stars are my bf's fault.

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Bones and All
  • Barbarian
  • You Won't Be Alone

Recent activity

  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut


  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife


  • Green Street Hooligans


  • Triangle of Sadness


Recent reviews

  • Fire of Love

    Fire of Love


    the types of people who would have sections of yellowstone shut down for doing something stupid

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    deciding to keep my bf because he did not talk at all during mr. perlmam's speech

Popular reviews

  • Persuasion



    where was keira knightley when we needed her most

  • Monday



    the best thing a man can do for a woman is to stay out of their life <3