My new metric for if a film is true art is determined by:
1. Number of needle drops
2. How many people Lucy Liu kills
Ideal plot for th4or: thor invites carol, sif, and jane to new asgard for valkyrie’s coronation because he secretly wants to get her a girlfriend. hijinks ensue. also the asgardians get in touch with their scandinavian roots by singing ABBA. this is a remake of mamma mia.