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  • Working Girl

    Working Girl


    +1/2 a star for Sigourney, ma’am I would let you boss me around and steal my ideas

    +1 star for Harrison Ford, who should’ve done more rom-coms in the 80s. Love taking an iconic, charismatic leading-man-type and making him play the eye-candy/love interest who props up the female protagonist! 

    +1 star for Melanie Griffith, who I find immensely charming and only 35% of that charm is me just comparing her to Dakota Johnson

    +1 star for Joan Cusack’s hair, which gets bigger in every scene

  • Escape from New York

    Escape from New York


    This was the least horny Metal Gear Solid game ever

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