I’m looking forward to the day I get as excited about Matt Reeves as apparently everyone else does, but I can‘t say I didn‘t enjoy his emo take on the Caped Crusader. THE BATMAN is too much in every possible way: Too gritty, too serious, too sad, too rainy and most definitely too long. None if which is bad per se, it‘s just… a lot. Not everything works here, gee, some things reeeeaaally don‘t work at all (looking at you, Andy Serkis and whatever the fuck all those puzzles were), but do I care? Probably not.