malynn

malynn

another gay horror movie enthusiast

Favorite films

  • Poor Things
  • The Hunger Games
  • The Fallout
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

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  • Madame Web

    ★★½

  • Argylle

  • The Postcard Killings

    ★★½

  • Mad Max

    ★★★★

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★★½

    “But I don’t have a neuromuscular disorder?”
    -Dakota Johnson

    hold on tight, spider monkey. WAIT!! wrong movie, but it has the same iconic satirical vibe. honestly? it wasn’t that bad, the vfx team actually fought for its life, but the writing and editing team did not give a single fuck. i was actually gonna throw a fit if i heard the phrase “now she’s really showing off” one more fucking time.

    i could not stop laughing during literally all the…

  • Argylle

    Argylle

    “I guess the whirlybird doesn’t catch the worm.”
    -Dua Lipa

    i love learning grape fermentation facts from samuel l. jackson. guys this movie sucked ass im not gonna beat around the bush here. this plot and script was literally written by wattpaders be so fucking for real rn.

    the only thing i enjoyed was the fight music and bryce dallas howard screaming “looney tunes” a few times. um henry caville was comically hot and catherine o’hara was iconic af. also sam rockwell sounded like owen wilson the entire time which made me stop being immersed a shit ton of times.

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  • The Exorcist: Believer

    The Exorcist: Believer

    ★★★

    “Did the power of christ compel you? 😏” -idk one of those fuckass kids it had me cackling

    first of all, the only thing that got me was that fucking snake. i jumped about 20 feet in the air because of a HISS?? also, i am definitely way too much of an atheist to fully enjoy this movie, but the effects and lighting were really good and did some fun nods to the original exorcist.

    these kid actors were really…

  • The Boogeyman

    The Boogeyman

    ★★★½

    “I have a terrible voice.”

    i can’t recall another movie that’s made me chant JESUS FUCK like it was my lifeline. honestly it’s cliche scenes wouldn’t have worked as well as it did without the first 30 seconds of the movie cause my jaw dropped with that shit.

    i knew that sophie thatcher was going to give us a SHOW but i didn’t think chris messina was gonna slay his dad bod in this one.