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  Uncharted 2022

  ★★½ Added by Simon Ong

  Pretty boring. There are parts that I think actually might have looked better if they’d been a PlayStation 5 game

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  Lightyear 2022

  ★★★ Added by Simon Ong

  Still the world’s absolute dumbest conceit.

  Completely inoffensive and unremarkable in its execution. Don’t care enough to be mad about it

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  Charlotte's Web 1973

  ★★★ Added by Simon Ong 3

  As a society, we don’t talk enough about the rat’s musical number in this.

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  Christmas Belle 2013

  ★★ Added by Simon Ong 3

  There is a deeply fascinating secret in this movie. For most of the film, it is dreck. Unforgivable garbage that made me grieve for the death of art.

  However, at about the 70-minute mark, something astonishing happens. First, there is a sequence that all of a sudden looks like a piece of auteur cinema. Dynamic lighting, great use of color, it’s like you’re in a whole different movie. 

  Second, and more importantly, immediately after this sequence, there is the single…