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  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "this time be realistic, like in a movie."

    i think i need to have another bong-joon-ho-a-thon, since it's been a real hot minute since i saw his movies and i need all that wackiness back in my life before parasite comes out (though my memory might be failing me, but this feels notably more subdued compared to his other stuff).
    the second half/third of this movie is exponentially better than the first, which is still fine! but it's an issue.…

  • Brick



    it's a very good noir and/or movie: the plot and dialogue are breakneck and witty, if a little too fast-paced (for me, anyways! but i think smart movies should be accessible to stupid people like me. it's equality). but it's not exactly revolutionary. rian's wackiness does occasionally shine through in the camerawork and the occasional gag justified by the high school setting (which isn't taken advantage of enough, by the way), but it's ultimately just a very good murder-mystery that…

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