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  • Ocean's 8

    Ocean's 8


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i am pretty disappointed-but-not-surprised that this generally doesn't live up to the stylish direction of its predecessors, which is half the reason why i love ocean's eleven so much, BUT i would say this is on par with twelve and thirteen for sheer level of fun (which is the other half)! the cast is wonderful (i wish there had been more cross-character interaction, but there wouuuld be plenty of room for that in a sequeeeel...), and the heist itself is…

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood



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