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  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street


    was initally worried i just wasn't going to like any martin scorsese movie that was Not Goodfellas (the editing was occasionally, how do you say, bad) but then there was the comparison-montage of popeye eating spinach and dicaprio snorting coke to rouse himself from a catatonic state, and the surrounding 178 minutes revealed their wealth to me like a blossoming garden

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    some of the cinematic pleasure is lost watching this outside of a theater with no old women in the audience to react dramatically to everything

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  • Jaws



    a competent adaptation of the 2002 spongebob squarepants episode "clams"

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    not good but i liked it. my girlfriend basically summarized the appeal of this movie in her review; while it is totally cardboard and dry in terms of filmmaking prowess (expectedly), i do enjoy the mcu and it is very amusing/satisfying to watch this big fat crossover fanfiction come to life, even if its storytelling is mmmuuguhhhghhghgmmm and the banter i was looking forward to was kinda underwhelming (but i enjoyed it anyways). it's weird cause the emotional onus of…