• Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    ★★

    kristen stewart and aubrey plaza were oozing with chemistry. there was an instant spark the moment they laid eyes on each other. the lighthearted and cute scenes like the singing part in a bar, them being just gays and heck even when they stood there next to each other gave me all the feels that abby and harper lack the entire film. i was shipping them so much and i have no shame about it.

    if this was an interactive…

  • Run

    Run

    ★½

    very boring, unoriginal, and predictable.

  • Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

    Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

    this was bad. one star for five familiar faces here.

    i haven't seen moon bloodgood since falling skies. it was so nice seeing her again.

  • The New Mutants

    The New Mutants

    ★★

    the way i was hyped and waited years for it to be released, what i got was a disappointment. it was boring and racist.

    three things that were only good here: dani and rahne being the central romance, alice braga, magik vs demon bear fight. that's it.

  • I Spit on Your Grave: Deja Vu

    I Spit on Your Grave: Deja Vu

    ½

    save your time and stay away from this film

  • Black Box

    Black Box

    ★★★★½

    strong black mirror vibes. virtual reality thrillers are totally my cup of tea.

  • The Craft: Legacy

    The Craft: Legacy

    ★★★★½

    i thought this was going to be bad but i really really enjoyed it. you could see some parallels from the first film and they did a modern and woke twist to them. i was digging it.

    i loved the lgbtq+ rep: lourdes, a trans latina woman and timmy, a cis bisexual man.

    i was wondering the entire film who might be lily's biological mom: sarah or nancy then it got revealed at the very end and i was delighted!!!!! i never thought i'd say this but i actually would want a third film!

  • The Cleansing Hour

    The Cleansing Hour

    ★★★★★

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHUDDER SNAPPED HARD AT THIS ONE. BEST HORROR FILM IVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME.

    EXORCISM + SOCIAL MEDIA + HORROR, THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT.

  • 47 Meters Down: Uncaged

    47 Meters Down: Uncaged

    ★★★★

    i don't get the low ratings here. the film was entertaining and the girls weren't that annoying as i expected. i loved the underwater cave too. the only thing i didn't like was the slow mo parts. overall it was a great watch. i recommend it.

  • Shirley

    Shirley

    ★★★

    thank goodness for the sapphic energy between shirley and rose, and brief appearances of victoria pedretti or i would found this boring

  • After We Collided

    After We Collided

    ½

    this was even worse than the first film.

    the half star was for trevor.

  • American Pie Presents: Girls' Rules

    American Pie Presents: Girls' Rules

    ½

    so hetero. didn't bother to finish it.