Kong: Skull Island ★★

2 hours of exposition and world-building with characters you will not even remember after you went to sleep (seriously, I don't remember a single name).
Some extremely obvious greenscreen, laughable background stories to characters and action that gets destroyed by the stupidity of main characters, monsters and the monkey himself.

Thanks for this. You wasted an all star cast, the arguably greatest movie monster of all time and a fucking Vietnam setting for your movie.

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