Believe me, no one on Earth is more disappointed to give this one star than me, but even though the first 20 minutes and everything else involving the guy on the poster is literally the greatest movie ever made by humans, the skits that make up the next hour and some change are unbelievably monotonous and aggressively unfunny. It's deeply unfortunate that this deviates far from the promise of what absolutely has to be the greatest description on all of…