This film may cause immeasurable psychological damage on anyone who sits through the ungodly runtime. What era does the film take place in? When will we get to Atlantis? Why does the dialogue sound like it was written by a very poor AI program? Do not expect answers. There are no answers here. Run while you can.

A half-star for the Bluebird of Happiness, cute kid

Inarguably lives up to its title

Never watch a boring movie while wearing a Christmas sweater.

This...this isn't good. Nope, not good at all. There is no joy in Whoville. There are several versions of the same dog interacting with each other, which does raise some questions about the spacetime continuum.