I too, cannot believe I haven’t seen [insert movie].
Arctic Monkeys, Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino album, track #1, 2:47-2:50.
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Twilight 2008
Okay but when an apple falls off a cafeteria tray and Edward rolls it up his leg and catches it- I can’t ignore the obvious Sam Rami, Spiderman rip offs when they’re RIGHT there. It’s plagiarism really.
Spider monkey?!
Between those 2 Easter eggs alone I think we can confirm at least a portion of Twilight as bottom of the barrel, discount Spiderman.
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The Mitchells vs. The Machines 2021
Does it unnecessarily end 3 separate times? Yes. But, it’s also very sweet, frequently hilarious, and rather heartfelt.
Prepare for the dark harvest.
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Uncut Gems 2019
An insanely calculated, disorientating, and exhausting experience. Truthfully though, it’s just fundamentally not really an experience for me.
I adored Good Time (2017) for Connie’s (Robert Patterson) ruthless, desperate intelligence and the intermittent glimpses we get of a misguided— but still intact soul. A soul manifested almost entirely through Benny Safdie’s wounded character.
And yet, Uncut Gems feels intentionally devoid of a heart or soul (conflate or separate those things as as you will). From the moment the Safdie’s weave…
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Wonder Woman 1984 2020
Wh- what happened?..
(It’s very ugly, it’s also not really 80’s at all, it’s incomprehensible, it’s WAY too long, it’s very dumb, it’s terribly edited, it’s nonsensical).
It’s 4 different movies smushed together and all of them are fundamentally contrived. Also, it’s ugly.
How was this made by the same people as the first one? Are we sure it was because that music was absolutely not done by Hans Zimmer, at least, I hope it wasn’t.
Justice League > WW1984 and…
