I too, cannot believe I haven’t seen [insert movie]. 

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    I wrote so much about why I didn’t enjoy this but I deleted it because it won’t bring me peace. 

    This is Alex Garland’s Chappie

    That’s all, that’s the review. 

    Alright. A little more. I’m half remembering this, but does anyone else recall that tumblr era post about how people don’t always call out inappropriate/unwelcome behavior, they just stop associating. And it was like a little PSA post that was talking about how you should think critically about not only what…

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    Despite how terrible the writing is “unobtainium”?!, I still love the environmental design and the extremely dynamic camera. Really excited to see what the sequel will offer in terms of sheer immersion.

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    It’s 4 different movies smushed together and all of them are fundamentally contrived. Also, it’s ugly.

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