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  • Tammy and the T-Rex

    Tammy and the T-Rex


    Gloriously shit. From the laughable casual homphobia ("better not bend over around him"), racism (the name of the sole african-american cop in this movie is "Sheriff Black") and misogyny (cops actively encourage women to be slapped), to the surprising dexterity of the animatronic T-Rex (never thought I'd see a T-Rex use a payphone or dust off a guy's jacket), there's something for everyone here- especially if you like films that rip of every iconic moment from "Jurassic Park".
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  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    There's more that works here than doesn't, and I attribute that to J. A. Bayona. By some miracle, we get plenty of flashes of his distinct flair and thematic occupations. By the superior second half, it does outweigh the bland and generic first half that feels more like a direct sequel to "Jurassic World". It basically became a dark fairytale set in a haunted house and as weird as that sounds, it works much better than you'd think.

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  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    I don't know what the big deal is about this movie. The trailer didn't show that it was in black and white. And where was Will Smith?
    The Flash cameo was cool, though.

  • Black Panther

    Black Panther


    OK, I have plenty to say about this film!

    First a few disclaimers- 4.5/5 is a very high rating for a film that is far from perfect and has some real flaws, but just because I love a film does not mean I think it is some kind of perfect masterpiece. I am not hailing "Black Panther" as some groundbreaking phenomenon in the art of cinema. At its heart, it's a crowd-pleasing blockbuster and in some ways it doesn't quite…