cinephile in progress
just a boy, standing in front of the criterion channel geoblock notice, asking it to bugger off

Favorite films

  • Lost in Translation
  • Lady Bird
  • Paris Is Burning
  • Muriel's Wedding

Recent activity

  • The Duke


  • Bones and All


  • Where Is My Friend's House?


  • See How They Run


Recent reviews

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All


    Taylor Russell gnawing on her friend’s finger within the first five minutes shut up all the annoying teens in the theatre. Ah the power of cinema!

  • See How They Run

    See How They Run


    Saoirse Ronan shamelessly inserting films and actors into any conversation is so me it hurts

Popular reviews

  • Aftersun



    I’m once again convinced that Paul Mescal is curating his filmography with the sole purpose of making me heartbroken and horny

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The entire theatre screaming with laughter at Harry’s incel getup was truly one of the highlights of my cinema-going life