Messy as fuck and stupid as all hell but there's some stuff to like I guess! It dies half way through though and drags itself to a dull conclusion. Laughable stuff and lame villains and lame characters also! Dinosaurs and some alright action make it watchable somewhat though.
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The Black Phone 2021
First time ever somebody has talked loudly fairly consistently throughout a movie, and being in the UK of course they weren't shushed... but they did leave before the climax which was pretty nice. However, I feel this has tainted my viewing experience a little bit!
Ethan Hawke is really good against-type in this picture, it proves he's got quite a good range on him! All the kids are pretty good and especially the leads who excel.
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Veronica 2017
I see plenty of reviews of this movie, bashing its scariness. Funnily enough considering the type of movie it is, it's not awash with lame jump scares that are apparently the measurement for scares these days. Also the scariness of a horror film is not a valid criticism, the genre is not called a scary film. The role of the genre is to horrify in multiple different ways, and if it scares you well that's great because they can do…
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Night of the Comet 1984
Really really fun 80s cult classic! Featuring two strong ass ladies! and a big ol heap of human dust, and mutant cannibal freaks! Not that there's actually much of that in the film, but when they're on screen it's cool.
Especially the police officer freaks in the dream, they were so cool! And I believe feature on the Arrow Video release of this!Strange that a lot of cult classics are directed by someone, who either has made barely any…
