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  • Night Killer

    Night Killer

    Rewatched the movie because my favourite podcast, Saturday Night Freak Show, dedicates this week's episode to it.

    In my last review for this, I compared director Claudio Fragasso to other great Italians Leonardo Da Vinci and Galileo Galilei, as a joke, but there is actually something to it. Fragasso always brings his singular vision to his movies and he really believes he's the most important person/ director that has ever lived. It's great..

    ..and so is this movie, but you…

  • Big Boobs Buster

    Big Boobs Buster

    Buxom Babes Beware!

    Young Masako's boyfriend breaks up with her apparently because she is part of the itty bitty titty committee. To take revenge, she becomes the superhero Big Boobs Buster, avenger of all women with a smaller cup size. No chesty chick can escape her grasp!

    Only in Japan, man..

    This is a firmly tongue-in-cheek affair. I don't speak Japanese and sadly there weren't any subtitles, so I didn't understand half of what was going on.

    Why exactly did…

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  • Ichijo's Wet Lust

    Ichijo's Wet Lust


    Each time I watch one of these Nikkatsu Roman Pornos, I am surprised at how well they can pass for genuine slice of life dramas. It is easy to think that these pink films are nothing more than tales of depravity and fetishized sexual acts, but you would be doing them a disservice by doing so. Quite a few of these Japanese sex films spent more time developing their characters and working on their arcs than some present-day indie dramas do.

  • American Cyborg: Steel Warrior

    American Cyborg: Steel Warrior


    Not really good in the traditional sense but definitely great in that so-bad-it's-good tradition. This cheap B-movie can't decide if it wants to be the next Blade Runner or the next Terminator. That's fine with me though, because the result is entertaining either way.

    Check this out if you like such gems as Digital Man and/or Hologram Man.

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  • Ninja Terminator

    Ninja Terminator


    While I don't think this is Godfrey Ho's best movie, it is easy to see why Ninja Terminator is his most popular one. Like most of his movies, this is an incoherent mess (that's what you get when you cut and paste multiple movies into one), but here it doesn't reach the point yet where it is headache inducing.

    Ho also adds more overtly silly elements than I am used to from him. I mean, middle-aged men play pretending to…

  • Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals

    Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals


    Man, I really respect Joe D'Amato for infusing his sexploitation movies with all these depraved elements. The horse fondlers and snuff film producers from Emanuelle in America have given way here for intestine (and titty) eating cannibals! It's bonkers, but also kind of wonderful?

    A bit of a shame however that Emanuelle seduces every woman in this movie except for the timid nun.. :(