Crypt of Dark Secrets

Crypt of Dark Secrets ★★★½

A witch resurrects a Vietnam vet who was murdered by some thugs, who were after his money.

This one is less weird than Jack Weis' later movie, Mardi Gras Massacre, but it's still plenty of strange. Every character feels off.

There are many drawn out scenes that are just padding for runtime, but I was never annoyed or bored with it. Crypt actually feels like the ultimate lazy Sunday afternoon movie in that regard. Just sit back, let your mind go blank and let the weirdness wash over you.

Our witch spends a lot of time in her snake form, but when she is human, she does a lot of naked interpretive dancing, because, why not?!

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