dawn

i have no scientific rating system, i just calls em like i sees em.

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
  • The Big Lebowski

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  • Boy

    ★★★★½

  • Loki

    ★★★★★

  • Val

    ★★½

  • A Monster Calls

    ★★★★

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  • Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

    Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

    ★★★★★

    i have a thing for terrible movies. this is perhaps the most terrible movie.

  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman

    ★★★½

    it's a start.

    but then, did they have to do the whole boat conversation? did every guy have to comment on her looks? did he have to give the poor lamb his coat? did it have to be for love? (i dunno, maybe it did, i don't remember her motivations in the comics). 

    and also, ares was terrible, the battle was typical, the cgi was a mess.

    but! that first bit, the training of young WW and the beach battle…