Flatlines after a spectacular opening sequence.
Well, that’s not true. There’s the hilarious scene where Hugh Jackman must hack into some secure website while being held at gunpoint by Vinnie Jones while also receiving a blowjob from some random girl.
And there’s the infamous “Halle Berry shows her boobs” moment, which is only memorable because of how shamelessly gratuitous it is.
And of course, there’s John Travolta’s entire look for this movie.
So I guess there’s enough to fill out…