Favorite films

  • The Holy Mountain
  • El Topo
  • Plain Clothes
  • The Opening of Misty Beethoven

Recent activity

  • The Mummy


  • Lake Placid


  • Wild at Heart


  • Pig


Recent reviews

  • Wild at Heart

    Wild at Heart


    Today was ALL CAGE, ALL DAY day, and winding down with Sailor Ripley is just the ticket.

    Did he ever tell y'all that this here snakeskin jacket represents a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom?

  • Pig


    Sometimes, when I stop by the charcuterie shop, I get a foie gras mousse with truffles.

    The have one without truffles, but why not add great on top of great?

    So. Nicholas Cage on his own? Perfection.

    Add truffles? Well now, that's a thing of beauty.

Popular reviews

  • Captive


    I didn't realize, going into Captive, that it was a religious movie.
    I never actually read the synopsis of these things, so I was surprised to see the movie, starring Kate Mara, open with a bible quote. That usually doesn't bode well for me, and, on it's own merits, Captive lived up to the expectations of a movie targeted at the 'faith n' forgiveness' crowd.

    I texted through most of it. The people who snuck in left after 10 minutes.

  • The Green Inferno

    The Green Inferno


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's best to start off with the good: Eli Roth's much delayed (it was playing at TIFF when I was in Toronto in 2013) homage to the now ever so politically incorrect Cannibal genre is beautifully filmed. Cinematographer Antonio Quercia got the most out of the amazing on location shoot, with deep emerald greens and reds so vivid they'd make Argento jealous. It may be the prettiest cannibal movie ever filmed.

    That's where the film ultimately gets derailed for me.…