owen b

i made this account with the help of my emotional support cia agent

Favorite films

  • Scream
  • Moulin Rouge!
  • Moonlight
  • Parasite

Recent activity

  • Barbie


  • Pearl


  • X


  • Sick


Recent reviews

  • Barbie



    the movies? get this: they’re back, baby

    (there’s a split second jumpscare played as a comedy beat [after an already hilarious gag] that genuinely made me laugh harder than any movie i’ve seen in a minute. saw someone describe this as very in the ouvre of john waters and yeah, it is and it rocks!)

  • Pearl



    i would give david corenswet my social security number, and gladly

Popular reviews

  • Bros



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    so many great lines in this that i can't narrow it down to just one (although "seven penises, anne" is a STRONG contender), but i will say that ben stiller showing up ten minutes before the end of the movie and exclaiming "hi queers!" in such a jolly tone made me laugh so hard i had trouble breathing afterwards

  • Fire Island

    Fire Island


    hot funny gays being hot and funny and gay! literally what more could i want in a film!