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  • Mile 22

    Mile 22


    I sat through multiple movies yesterday and none of them pissed me off the same way this one did. One of the absolute worst movies I've seen all year, Mile 22 was a movie I was kind of excited for because Peter Berg is a fairly competent director and I thought the premise didn't sound complicated. Unfortunately the movie has some really awful shaky cam, unlikable characters and the plot makes no sense.

    Apparently before the movie was released, they…

  • Barry Lyndon

    Barry Lyndon


    Is it possible for me to take a movie higher than 5 stars? This has always been my favorite Kubrick movie.

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    One of the best sequels ever made. Flawless CGI and cinematography mixed with sound design and music that is pretty much porn to your ears. This will be a classic in the years to come, I strongly regret not seeing 2049 in theaters.

  • Venom


    This is gonna be unbelievably atrocious. I can't believe there are some people defending this movie before it's released with the whole "it's not released yet so you don't know it will be bad" thing. It's not gonna be good and I'll give you five good reasons:

    1. It's Sony.

    2. It's now PG-13 and Sony promised an R rating and they broke that promise.

    3. The CGI looks atrocious, it reminds me of that Fantastic Four movie from a…