Spectacularly dull. After two hours of boring, meandering set pieces, an absence of stakes and toothless villainy, Mangold's grip on the fedora finally feels real in the third act, hinting at a genuinely fun twist and fitting resolution for a protagonist who's desperately ready to sunset a half century of globe-trotting, swashbuckling, politically fraught grave-robbing. But no. Instead, all sense of tension and narrative progression is instantly evaporated in a punch and a pinch, clumsily wrapped up in the most…
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Lot's of fun. Remember when we used to have like ten of these every year? A raunchy throwback to a much simpler time. J-Law's clearly having a ball, here, and mad respect for the nude beach romp. Fuck those kids.
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*types out LOL on a mid-00s-era flip phone*
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Is there anything that more embodies that turn of the millenium, post-Y2K triumph of The Year of Our Lord 2001 than a bunch of steamy-eyed, muscle-bound rev-heads cruising around in suped-up Honda Civics, listening to Ja Rule, drinking Coronas and trying to get that all-time, life-changing score of DVD players?
