Aladdin

Money talks and bullshit belly dances apparently. Flat, lifeless songs, green-screen backdrops completely devoid of narrative tension, and pacing that crawls like the intractable desert sands. Also, they CGI'ed the f***ing monkey?! The House of Mouse and old mate Snatch did you dirty, Abu. We need "A Whole New World"(™) where this trainwreck simply doesn't exist.

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