Austin Armstrong

Austin Armstrong

Short and sweet reviews of awesome fucking movies.

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Favorite films

  • The Fountain
  • Irreversible
  • Enter the Void
  • Watchmen

Recent activity

  • Mortal Kombat


  • The Little Things


  • Society


  • Bill & Ted Face the Music


Recent reviews

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    I liked it. I couldn't give less of a shit if all of the fanboys in the world are pissed. It was fun, the fatalities had me cheering, and the ending had me craving for more! Bring on the MK universe!!

  • The Little Things

    The Little Things

    It went from, oh this could be really good, to WTF was that real fast! An amazing all star cast with great acting doesn't save it from having a TRASH ending.

Popular reviews

  • Deathgasm


    The most metal movie of all time. Posessed teachers spewing blood over students? Check. Bloody chainsaw battles? Check. A hilarious metal horror mashup that I can't wait to watch again!

  • Inside Out

    Inside Out

    I can't remember a film that has made me think this much since Alejandro Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain, WOW! Inside Out literally and metaphorically displays every emotion, Joy, Anger, Fear, Disgust, and Sadness. The feels man, the feels.