Austin Armstrong

Short and sweet reviews of awesome fucking movies.

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Favorite films

  • The Fountain
  • Irreversible
  • Enter the Void
  • Watchmen

Recent activity

  • Terrifier 2


  • Don't Worry Darling


  • Weird: The Al Yankovic Story


  • The Northman


Recent reviews

  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2


    It still blows my mind that this made it into theaters! But WOW am I glad it did! It's a synthwave-driven, gore-filled, and FUNNY gem of an indie flick! Art the clown is more sadistic than ever. I love how the horror community has rallied behind Terrifier and I can't wait to see #3!

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling


    It's stylistic, and Florence is incredible as always, but the more I think about Don't Worry Darling the more holes I see and the more I dislike it.

Popular reviews

  • Deathgasm



    The most metal movie of all time. Posessed teachers spewing blood over students? Check. Bloody chainsaw battles? Check. A hilarious metal horror mashup that I can't wait to watch again!

  • Inside Out

    Inside Out


    I can't remember a film that has made me think this much since Alejandro Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain, WOW! Inside Out literally and metaphorically displays every emotion, Joy, Anger, Fear, Disgust, and Sadness. The feels man, the feels.