"get some cops to protect our policemen"
you: the man who plays opposite Audrey is too old
me, an intellectual: as Audrey famously said, “The charge is particularly unfair to Coop. In Love in the Afternoon, he’s not trying to fool anyone. He’s supposed to be a man of fifty! That’s the whole point of the story. As for Fred Astaire, who cares how old he is? He’s Fred Astaire! If anyone doesn’t like it, he can go jump in the lake.”