This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
EDIT: Why this movie chooses to spend half of it's time focusing on things other than Rey and Kylo Ren is beyond me. That's where all the emotional development is taking place. That's the story!
This is my third time trying to write something coherent and presentable, but I just can't do it. So, instead, the rest of this will just be a collection of thoughts that I couldn't figure out how to work into something readable. Enjoy!