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  • Maniac



    The Good:
    - Emma Stone. Emma Stone. EMMA STONE. And, to a lesser extent, Justin, Sally, and Sonoya. But Emma = <3 <3 <3
    - Dan Romer's Jon Brion score. Don't showcase your inspirations TOO obviously, Cary.
    - The pitch-perfect final scene

    The Bad:
    - Jonah was not up to the task.
    - The first episode was a little bit of a struggle bus for me. A lot of wacky world-building, with Jonah's catatonic performance struggling to connect. It picks…

  • Halloween



    The Good:
    - Jamie Lee + PJ Soles
    - The primal sense of terror
    - An unstoppable force at the most human of levels

    The Bad:
    - Nancy Kyes's Annie. What a bad friend.

    The Ugly:
    - I have nothing

    The Takeaway:
    A classic. Horrifying villain. Loveable lead. And 80s icon, PJ Soles. Literally, all that is needed. An eternal thank you to Mr. Greer for introducing this to me in his high school film class.

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    Honestly, the best way to celebrate America on the 4th is to watch the fireworks onscreen between Elio and Oliver #MAGayA

  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale


    The Good:
    - Dakota Johnson vamping it up (is she my new favorite?)
    - Agatha Christie by way of Quentin Tarantino

    The Bad:
    - Drew, you're repeating yourself. A lot.
    - Chris Hemsworth does not have a menacing bone in his body.

    The Takeaway:
    Those who obsess over Cabin in the Woods (or "Parks and Rec") will think it's perfectly fine.