Red Notice

Red Notice ★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

dwayne johnson hears he has to shoot in a jungle and immediately says yes. i’m scared. also i’ve realized that i can’t watch action movies and enjoy it cause anytime there’s a fight/chase/intense scene i always zone out cause ik the protagonists will most likely survive and it’ll all work out in the end so i just wait for all the loud noises to stop n then i’m like ooohhh ok yeah that’s what i thought would happen. dwayne johnson, as a human being, is cop propaganda. how u arresting someone on a random island 😐😐😐😐 convinced a buzzfeed writer wrote the dialogue for gal. sooo awful. made a girl boss look like a fooooool. why am i WATCHUNG THIS BRO. ED SHEEEEEERANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. what the fuck is going on in this movie i’m literally shaking crying throwing up. sequellll alurtttt. illl tune in. i had fun watching this, guys. thanks so much for reading this unhinged review. until next time …

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