Rachel

Hi, I'm Rachel. I really like cats and I've seen too many Colin Farrell movies.

Favorite films

  • The Lobster
  • Thoroughbreds
  • The Green Knight
  • Eyes Wide Shut

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  • Dead Calm

    ★★★★

  • Stoker

    ★★★★

  • The Personal History of David Copperfield

    ★★★

  • Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★½

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  • Dead Calm

    Dead Calm

    ★★★★

    In the first 5 minutes of this film a child is killed in a car accident and we are treated to hilarious slow-motion footage of him being flung out the car window and it had NOTHING TO DO WITH THE REST OF THE PLOT (like presumably it was the exposition to get this couple on the boat but… that could have been achieved in one billion other less weirdly melodramatic ways????) but otherwise this was very fun and shirtless 23 year-old Billy Zane 🥵 mamma mia

  • The Personal History of David Copperfield

    The Personal History of David Copperfield

    ★★★

    There were shining moments of brilliance in this when it decided to embrace its absurdity but the rest was a bit sweeter than I hoped it’d be.

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  • The Ritual

    The Ritual

    ★★★½

    the first half of this film is near-perfect horror - setting and direction come together for the perfect suspenseful ambience. it loses steam in the second half but I still enjoyed it overall, and thought rafe spall gave a really compelling performance.

  • Downton Abbey

    Downton Abbey

    ★★★½

    This movie was every bit as unnecessary as the last 3 seasons of the show were, but I would quite literally lay down my life for Thomas Barrow so here we are.