Favorite films

  • Top Gun: Maverick
  • The Lobster
  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • The Godfather

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  • Hamlet

    ★★★★½

  • The Hunger

    ★★★★

  • Gaia

    ★½

  • Le Pupille

    ★★★½

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  • The Local Stigmatic

    The Local Stigmatic

    sorry I didn’t process a single thing that happened in this partially because Al Pacino’s cockney accent was incomprehensible and partially because I opened IMDB partway through and read the following which changed the trajectory of my life forever:

    “Pacino reportedly ate so much chicken between takes that he earned the nickname Al Pa-chicken amongst the crew. Once filming wrapped, he was so horrified by his poultry intake during the shoot that he became vegan for 17 and a half hours and donated his fee to a chicken sanctuary in Aberdeen, Scotland.”

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★★★★

    the way this movie changed my entire life and I don’t even really understand why

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  • Hamlet

    Hamlet

    ★★★★½

    sorry you guys didn’t see the vision but this was the most fun a girl can have… it’s silly and melodramatic and dated but there was such a naturalness to Ethan Hawke’s performance that just tied this whole insane project together for me… idk how to explain this but for 2 hours I was really living in y2k Hamlet’s world where monologuing about suicide in a Blockbuster just made sense

  • The Hunger

    The Hunger

    ★★★★

    cannot stress enough how obsessed I am with the thought of a bunch of Paramount execs watching Tony Scott’s lesbian goth vampire movie and going this is just the man we need to direct Top Gun. I mean they were right but still.

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  • The Departed

    The Departed

    ★★★★

    This was a good movie but I cannot stress enough how much it was hindered by my inability to tell Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, and Leonardo DiCaprio apart

  • Gaia

    Gaia

    ★½

    some of the visuals were cool but I also had a conversation about favorite pasta shapes in the middle of this and it was more interesting than the movie, so.