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  • The Book of Henry

    The Book of Henry

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Can't even do a decent De Palma riff by not following through on killing the stepfather during the daughter's dance.

  • mother!



    They got to the part with the cattle and the creeping things
    Said "I'm pretty sure we've heard this one before"

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  • Nobody Speak: Trials of the Free Press

    Nobody Speak: Trials of the Free Press


    me, after a few drinks: fuck peter thiel
    me, after a few drinks watching this: yo, FUCK peter thiel

  • Unfriended



    So You've Been Publicly Shamed and You Also Stuck Your Hand in a Blender