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Favorite films

  • Paddington 2
  • The Shape of Water
  • Jurassic Park
  • Raw

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Popular reviews

  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project


    it took me twenty additional minutes to finish this because about halfway through my television turned itself off and i just thought they'd put the camera in their pocket or something.

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight


    i've decided my favourite character is whichever woman is onscreen at a particular moment.