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my account is not a safe space for criticism. i am always right. and also sexy.

Favorite films

  • Paddington 2
  • The Shape of Water
  • Jurassic Park
  • Raw

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  • Prey

    ★★★

  • Paddington 2

    ★★★★★

  • Ratatouille

    ★★★★★

  • Roald Dahl's The Witches

    ★★

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  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★★

    The best film adaptation of Stephen Sondheim's work is the end credits sequence in Paddington 2.

  • Ratatouille

    Ratatouille

    ★★★★★

    Thinking about the time my friend was contemplating making ratatouille and I went 'oooh! And then you could watch Ratatouille while you eat ratatouille!'

    And his response was an unamused: 'I knew you'd say that.'

    Am I predictable? Yes. Is this the best movie the Mouse Monopoly will ever create? Also yes.

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  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

    ★★½

    it took me twenty additional minutes to finish this because about halfway through my television turned itself off and i just thought they'd put the camera in their pocket or something.

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually

    ★★★

    Me when Hugh Grant danced on the staircase for Natalie: maybe straight people do have rights.
    Me when Alan Rickman had the audacity to upset Emma Thompson: nevermind.