meg

my account is not a safe space for criticism. i am always right. and also sexy.

Favorite films

  • Paddington 2
  • The Shape of Water
  • Jurassic Park
  • Raw

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  • Jurassic Park

    ★★★★★

  • Never Been Kissed

    ★★

  • Wicked

  • The First Wives Club

    ★★★½

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  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

    ★★½

    it took me twenty additional minutes to finish this because about halfway through my television turned itself off and i just thought they'd put the camera in their pocket or something.

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight

    ★★★★½

    i've decided my favourite character is whichever woman is onscreen at a particular moment.